On the day in which I find a company that gives good customer service, all the time, with first-language English speakers FOR first-language English speakers, this is what will happen:
1. I will do a happy dance. On camera, if requested.
2. I will sing the Hallelujah Chorus, I will even learn all the parts and record them to sing with myself.
3. I will ask Michael if it is okay to marry that company.
4. If he says yes, then I will.
And then I will make sure that company takes over the world in a good-customer-service-is-normal monopoly. AH, blissful day, I await thee.