Thanks to all who participated in the Haiku Fest. Don't you think that was fun?? And thanks to random.org, Kris is the winner, so his wife (or even he) should be very glad that he wrote, despite the fact that he was apparently coerced.
Here is his entry:
My wife is crazy
She talked me into this thing
I'm done with it now
And here is his prize:
This would be the Pampered Chef's brand-new-to-the-line color coated Chef's Knife, retail value $19.50. And let me tell you, while the cheerful spring color makes this not-so-little guy look innocuous, I assure you he is not. He is very sharp.
And fun to use.
And Kris, congratulations!! Now you and Andrea can decide who gets to use it!