1. I'm behind. In everything. Laundry, dishes, home-pre-school, blogging. Sleep.
2. My behind is not getting any smaller. Rats.
3. I'm hiding behind the computer screen right now, willing the child of 15 months to please, PLEASE stop crying and take a nap.
4. But we were behind schedule today, so it may be completely my fault.
5. Or I need to go check and make sure he has a clean behind.
BTW, photos of our trip to Colorado are here, if you are interested.